Push Notification Tracker
Monitoring our perfectly reliable notification system
Days Without Incidents
0
0
Our notification service is bulletproofmostly reliable
Last Incident
Jan 23, 2025
"Test notification" accidentally sent to 3.2M users
Whoops! 😅
Risk Level
42%
Based on coffee consumption and deployment frequency
Current Status
All Systems Operational
Everything is working perfectly*
"It's not a bug, it's an undocumented notification feature"
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